AFC West - San Diego Chargers

For what they’re worth, here are the Dolts…er…Bolts.

LaDainian Tomlinson, RB - A definite #1 Fantasy Football RB. Should be considered one of the top three RB's in the draft.

David Brandt, G - Only mentioned here because he is another useless University of MeatChicken product.

The rest of the Chargers Offense - Forget about them on draft day. Reche Caldwell (WR) and Antonio Gates (TE) could be mid-season pickups but with Drew Brees and 41-year-old Doug “A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop bam boo, tutti” Flutie at QB there probably won’t be much to catch.

Expect Philip Rivers (QB) to hold out until he reaches retirement age (not that he would be worth anything if he did sign).

If the Bolts were smart they would drop Drew Brees and sign Drew Barrymore. At least she could keep the fans entertained.

Nate Kaeding, K – Deadly accurate at Iowa, just dead here.

Bolts Defense – The Patriots success with the 3-4 last year has inspired the Chargers to switch to a 3-4 themselves. A good idea, unfortunately they don’t have New England’s talent. Avoid their D unless you have the last draft in a 32 team league.