A Few More Predictions

Continuing with our predictions for the 2005 season:

• In an attempt to keep RB Shaun Alexander happy the Seattle Seahawks present him with a six foot long strip of Qwest Field in the hope that Alexander will believe that those two yards give him the 2004 Rushing Championship.
• Former Browns' coach, Butch Davis accepts the head coaching job at Ramshackle University and announces this is the deepest team they have had in the history of the school. Later, having lost just two players through the first 9 games, he then blames the 1-8 record on the team's devastating number of injures.
• Jamal Lewis turns out to be only the 3rd best RB on the prison football team. The Ravens immediately sign the other two and arrange for them to have their life sentences commuted just prior to the start of training camp.
• Terrell Owens is sued by Disney for infringing on their "Angels in the End Zone" arm flapping. For a settlement, he agrees to do the "Chicken Dance" for the entire 2005 season.
• To further enhance their reputation for responsible reporting, ESPN adds Geraldo Rivera and Jerry Springer to their Sunday Night broadcast team.

To Be Concluded