The Last of the Predictions...........Sort Of

Over the last two days we have been having a little fun during the normally slow news time after the Super Bowl. We decided to have one last night of frivolity before going back to our normal commentary.......at least for a little while.

• Freddie Mitchell signs a new contract with Philadelphia that includes a muzzle and gag order.
• At a special ceremony to honor the Vikings, Daunte Culpepper is given a $75,000 Divisional Championship ring by the City of Minneapolis. After the ceremony, city officials ask for the ring back but promise to send him something else later. Meanwhile, Culpepper installs turf in the back of his SUV so his friends can legally drive around with grass in the car.
  

And now, the StatLeader Name Awards (With a name like Bitters, who better to present them).

The "Best Football Name" Awards:

• Joey Goodspeed, Shannon Money, Josh Savage, Alge Crumpler, James Thrash

The "Worst Football Name" Awards:

• Chris Angel, James Darling, and Erik Flowers
  

The "It's Not Pronounced Like It Looks" Award:

• Fred Pagac (Pronounced Pug-itch)

The "Good and Bad Body Things" Awards:

• Reggie Tongue, Michael Hart, Norman Hand, and Amani "It's not a " Toomer

The "Elmer Fudd" Awards:

• Dewayne White and Joe Wong

The "Calendar" Awards:

• Cato June and Jeff Saturday
  

The "Opposite End of the Spectrum" Award:

• Derrick Strait and Randall Gay
  

The "I've Got A Rumbly in my Tumbly" Awards:

• Jerry Rice, Julius Peppers, Wayne Bacon, Mike Curry, Matt Cherry
  

The "Other Professions" Awards:

• Tiki Barber, Priest Holmes, Jameel Cook, Lito Sheppard, and Joe Judge
  

The "Most Fun To Say" Award:

• Ebenezer Ekuban and Adimchinobe Echemandu

The "Say That Three Times Fast" Award:

• Mafa.....Maha....Ma'afala Fuamatu
  

The "Most Like His Name" Award:

• Warren Sapp