Adding 10 + Preview + Miami, Penn State, and USC

The StatLeader Van has been spied by several of you on the DC Beltway. In fact, we have received enough correct responses to use up all of the free memberships plus a few. However....Given your enthusiastic response, we'll offer 10 more, but that's it. If you are one of the first ten to send the required information (see yesterday's post) you'll get a full year's membership free of charge.

Speaking of memberships, we will soon be giving you information on this year's membership package. In addition to our customized Fantasy Football stat analysis, you'll see player rankings, league specific point projections, cheatsheets, team-by-team analysis, and our special customized draft package. Get ready for the season with the StatLeader advantage.

Meanwhile, sad poorly written responses to my earlier posts continue to trickle in from the fans of "The Ewe" (Miami) and the "Knitting Lions" (Penn State). I really didn't expect much from "The Ewe", but I thought the Penn State fans would at least try to write something intelligent. Why we ever let you into the Big Ten I'll never know. Even the University of MeatChicken fans can do better that that. Guess I need to go pick on some other school. Hmmmm...how about Condom U, you know the USC Trojans.

He SoCal, I just moved from your back yard where I got ever so tired of hearing you brag about you back-to-back National titles. I'll give you '04 but in my humble opinion (the right one by the way) you never should have been in the '03 title game. I'm sure there are many fans at a certain other school that would agree with me.

For the record, will you win it again in '05? No! In fact, not only will you not win your conference, you'll be lucky to land close to a BCS slot. Stay positive though and while you're at it try getting that horrid looking band some real uniforms. No reason they have to look as bad as they play.