Pathetic Miami Response Causes Rename

Despite repeated prodding, the responses received from the Miami Hurricane fans have been so poor as to not even be worthy of repeating. It's a shame you guys don't have the same talents as your detractors (that means "those that don't like you").

To the University of MeatChicken fan that suggested that Miami use a "lower case m" since they aren't in the same class as "The Blue", who ever said you guys had any class? The only reason you aren't being trashed right along with "the u" is that you're part of the Big 10 (with 11 teams...OK...10 teams and Penn State) and not a wimpy football conference like the ACC.

Well Miami fans, one of the great, although dubious (that means "probably not good") honors you can receive is to have an official Doc Bitters nickname assigned to your team. Joining the likes of the Tennessee Titanics, the Cleveland Clowns, the Cincinnati Bungles, and the University of MeatChicken (borrowed from our friends at the-ozone.net), you are henceforth (that means "from now on") designated (that means "called") "The ewe". Why? Because the defense you put up for your team has been about as fierce as a bunch of little baby lambs.

Once again (like they can't look down the page for it) my email is: docbitters@statleader.com

There, maybe that will wake 'em up.